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Post by Tamori Yoshi on Mar 31, 2018 8:22:51 GMT -5
"I'm... uh... glad I didn't mention the mace or glass-cutter," Yoshi says, then immediately realizes he just did.
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Post by Utaku Hisui on Mar 31, 2018 8:34:24 GMT -5
Now Hisui looks very alarmed. She glares at the boy silently. "This is starting to sound like it is about to enter illegal territory, Tamori-san."
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Post by Tamori Yoshi on Mar 31, 2018 8:41:53 GMT -5
"There's... um... sex stuff... that's illegal?" Yoshi asks with quiet alarm of his own, somewhat missing Hisui's point.
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Post by Utaku Hisui on Mar 31, 2018 8:47:36 GMT -5
"You do realize glass cutters, flare guns, and garotte wire can all be used for a number of purposes that are hazardous and far from physically intimate, yes?"
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Post by Tamori Yoshi on Mar 31, 2018 10:37:01 GMT -5
"Oh, sure... she just... likes to be prepared for anything," Yoshi replies with a shrug. He didn't imagine any of those items were meant for illegal activity... directly.
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Post by Utaku Hisui on Mar 31, 2018 10:44:50 GMT -5
She looks at him questioningly. Like the Utaku is considering calling the Magistrates. Or campus security, at least. Just what kind of girl was this Yoshi dating? She'd heard of Scorpion who were less prepared.
"A commendable mindset, but…well, I'm not sure I want to know what she's preparing for," she eventually answers. "So let's shift back to the topic of intercourse. It seems safer."
Somehow.
"What else would you like to know?"
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Post by Tamori Yoshi on Mar 31, 2018 11:37:22 GMT -5
"I'm not sure she knows half the time either," Yoshi says about Hisui's comment on Momiko's preparations, smiling at his girlfriend's endearing earnestness. Then the sensei asks what else he'd like to know, and he pauses for a good deal of thought.
"I guess... if there's anything that... women like, in particular... or don't like... so I can... do or not do... whatever that is," he ventures. "I mean... something... that I wouldn't know about... because I'm not one." He imagines this is one of the things that Hisui was encourging him to ask Momiko directly, but she might not even know herself due to her inexperience, so he didn't think it could hurt to inquire with Hisui first.
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Post by Utaku Hisui on Mar 31, 2018 18:53:10 GMT -5
She raises an eyebrow at the first answer, but lets it slide. Perhaps the girl really was as the Dragon described. It wasn't as if she hadn't met equally odd women in her life.
At the second question, she starts tapping a finger to her chin in thought. "Well, for that, I need to speak of generalities that are typical, but not universal. Keep that in mind, alright?"
"First, it is very uncomfortable and potentially painful if you choose to penetrate dry. And for the record, saliva and pool water are terrible lubricants. If you're entertaining the idea of intercourse in the pool or the sea, kill it now."
"Second, keep your nails trimmed neatly. Long fingernails wandering about sensitive genitalia is a terrible idea."
"Third, don't call out another woman's name during the act. I know of no woman who will ever forgive you for doing that."
"Lastly, try to smell nice. You will be in very close proximity and you smelling like sweat or onions is probably not going to help the mood."
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Post by Tamori Yoshi on Mar 31, 2018 21:26:00 GMT -5
Each of Hisui's first three pieces of advice ratchet up Yoshi's discomfort to new heights, the young man turning redder and redder thinking how he'd dodged a watery bullet at the beach, wincing as he imagines what sharp nails could do to tender areas, and now worrying that there was definitely another name that could come to mind during a passionate moment. However, the Utaku sensei's last words at least bring him some relief, having always been fairly diligent about hygiene. The only downside there was that he really liked onions.
"Th-thank you... for all your help, Utaku-sensei," Yoshi says. He gets up from the desk where he was sitting and bows, feeling that he may have reached his limit at this point. If only he knew what his next class period had it store. "I... won't... let you down?" Well, that certainly didn't make anything less awkward.
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Post by Utaku Hisui on Mar 31, 2018 21:34:48 GMT -5
She notices the discomfort, but feels no regret over it. The boy asked for advice and she gave it to him. Practical concerns to avoid, which shouldn't be too hard for him. She has no idea if the third one truly applied, but it was always nice to warn young people about the dangers of calling out someone else's name in the heat of the moment.
"If you need advice specific to your anatomy, I suggest asking one of the male sensei. Perhaps Shosuro Saito-sensei," she says, as parting advice and a bit of amusement on the part of the person playing her. She politely ignores the possible implication that Yoshi intended to use such advice on the Utaku herself. "Don't let your girl down. That's the important part. Carry the Fortunes, Tamori-san."
With a giggle, she adds, "Don't forget to offer prayers at the shrine of Hujokuko."
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